Why do I like biscotti? it’s hard, dry flour. Usually things that are hard and dry are described as beautiful and brilliant, but rarely delicious Fancy pens don’t do well on hot days — neither do the elderly. This is all according the New England 60+ writer’s group, the ink on my hands and my […]
I am two months shy of two years pursuing being an actor and all I got was this lousy picture of me crushing Jim Rash’s head at the coffee shop by my apartment. Strangely enough, he is sitting at the exact table where, in a moment of absolute grace, my computer received an Americano to […]
Or at least I am one, technically. See me tonight at iO West in The Loft at 8pm with my baller 3-(wo)men team, The Heathers. If you’re busy tonight, that’s OK because my very talented and quirky improv team, Richard’s Kittens has a show tomorrow night (Sunday 5/26) in the DCT at iO West. Let’s […]
I love Sundays — and moms <3
Probably the best way to enjoy the substance that will eventually kill me. I’ve accepted it.
This morning I found myself watching Bet On Your Baby on Hulu. It basically boils down to people betting that their children won’t succeed at things, or getting really bummed when they don’t do things because that was a $5k mistake. Does anyone have a recommendation of something better to watch on either Hulu or […]
This was in a store front in Venice Beach. I thought it was real until I noticed there wasn’t a phone number. I can be so gullible. Happy Easter! Love/// AJ
Please share your tips and/or bits below!! <3 1. Sleep in 2. Blast “Come Sail Away” by Styx while you brush your hair until it gets way frizzy. End your hair brushing during the last major chorus, then use it as a microphone. Bonus points if you stay committed to the song even though the […]
The problem with being iconic, is that you are too easy to recognize and that can lead to a whole lot of TMI. Here is to you, Lindsay Lohan and your bad decisions and bad luck, here is to you, Apollo Anton Ohno and your making out with a random girl at Gold’s Gym and […]
“That one,” I said timidly pointing at the top corner of the back wall. The corner was a bit dark and dusty. My request was met with a glare of judgment that only a 32 year-old man with an impressive beard in an independent record can give. Though, not too dissimilar to the glare you […]
