The past few weeks I’ve been making jumps towards making my dreams come true, I also got new glasses, which is a big deal, because they are like — part of your face. They are like my old ones, but a different color. My favorite ice cream flavor is french vanilla. I swear I am […]
Little is more of a mark of normalcy than being one of Robert Downey Jr’s cigarettes. Sure, some burn out faster than others, others fade on exact pace, but a majority of them are largely forgettable. The black tar becomes the black hole. A Marlboro left a small burn on your formally favorite sweater, an […]
I’ve always tried to not ascribe to cliches, and I usually roll my eyes when people say them and spend the rest of the conversation retweeting Nietzsche. Well, that’s what I would do if I had a smart phone and if improv hadn’t made me a better person. Guys and gals, improv making people better […]
It’d be romantic if my life resembled art, but it aligns much more succinctly with Pepper Ann than it does with a Warhol. At least my life isn’t Ed, Edd and Eddy or a Thomas Kinkade, though it’d rule if I were Patty Mayonnaise cool. Doug Funnily enough (permagroan @myself), I lived a TV trope […]
right? If I had more free time, I would be all over this.