I just couldn’t get any sleep last night I couldn’t go to the wake yesterday, I was just too tired Tell everyone I broke up with her Don’t tell anyone I pulled a Jimmy Fallon and broke. Greg’s facial expressions slay me. Don’t look at me, I didn’t do it, it was already like that […]
I am a member of that really specific subset of iPad-owners who don’t own an iPhone or laptop. I am also a member of the less specific subsets of television geeks, great best friends and poor comedians who like to call themselves “artists.”
I am a regular old Emily (blog)Post. That was to allow for your daily groan, hope you enjoyed! Here we go: Have at least two one-on-one conversations with someone before adding them on Facebook. It’s always cool when you meet a cute guy at a party, but it’s also always awkward when you don’t see […]
Yo E-Friends, So I’m working on something a bit ridiculous and I need your help. What are 3-5 things you think about me? Feel free to be as snarky, cheeky or straight-forward as you want, as long as they are honest. I’ll post the finished project. Oh, and preferably email them to ashleyjt7 [at] gmail, […]
What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you? Mine is probably the time I was personally invited to an end of the world party by Phillip Garrido.
Seven men, six in custom-tailored suits and one in a suit straight off the rack, gathered in a dimly lit bar with only one shelf, and it was the tops. They were surprisingly good-looking for aspiring magicians, even objectively dashing. They conversated with each other in hushed tones, shallowly letting their tongues run ragged with […]
I like to think of myself as of a survivor of LAUSD’s low expectations. There is a mandatory and fairly demeaning class they make you take in high school called “Life Skills” where they teach you things like how to apply for jobs at the mall, how to waste tens of thousands of dollars at […]
I am a huge fan of mediocre coffee, and by that I mean I am a huge fan of the strange people who congregate at places with mediocre coffee. Going to diners with mediocre coffee is probably right behind day drinking and right before watching America’s Next Top Model on my list of fav things […]
I had to book a room in a theatre complex for my improv team as none of us have large living rooms/we wanted to be able to yell, sing and jump as much as we wanted – something important to consider when booking space for an improv team, and also something important to consider in […]
When I see that people have crappy jobs, I try to be OK and empathetic towards them screwing around with people. Like, I imagine that it sucks to have stand on your feet and make coffee for six hours. I understand that it’s horrible to clean toilets, drive a bus, be a bingo caller, etc. […]
