Happy Easter from Ryan Gosling and Kittens
This was in a store front in Venice Beach. I thought it was real until I noticed there wasn’t a phone number. I can be so gullible. Happy Easter! Love/// AJ
Tag Archives: humor
Tips on What to Do on a Sick Day
Please share your tips and/or bits below!! <3 1. Sleep in 2. Blast “Come Sail Away” by Styx while you brush your hair until it gets way frizzy. End your hair brushing during the last major chorus, then use it as a microphone. Bonus points if you stay committed to the song even though the […]
Judging
The problem with being iconic, is that you are too easy to recognize and that can lead to a whole lot of TMI. Here is to you, Lindsay Lohan and your bad decisions and bad luck, here is to you, Apollo Anton Ohno and your making out with a random girl at Gold’s Gym and […]
That One: A Confession that my Love Was Not Real
“That one,” I said timidly pointing at the top corner of the back wall. The corner was a bit dark and dusty. My request was met with a glare of judgment that only a 32 year-old man with an impressive beard in an independent record can give. Though, not too dissimilar to the glare you […]
Dreams, Dreams, Downey Jr.
The past few weeks I’ve been making jumps towards making my dreams come true, I also got new glasses, which is a big deal, because they are like — part of your face. They are like my old ones, but a different color. My favorite ice cream flavor is french vanilla. I swear I am […]
Surprising Yourself
Hi, my name is Ashley, and I love validation. Let’s not front, almost all of us vie for validation in some manner, and it’s totally fascinating, but I am also totally trying to wean myself off it. There are nerdy boys vying for validation from prom queens, interns in cheap suits vying for validation from […]
Black Tar Hole
Little is more of a mark of normalcy than being one of Robert Downey Jr’s cigarettes. Sure, some burn out faster than others, others fade on exact pace, but a majority of them are largely forgettable. The black tar becomes the black hole. A Marlboro left a small burn on your formally favorite sweater, an […]
Changes
Danger rules. Not danger like walking down a back ally alone (at midnight), but danger in choosing to live your life how you want to (at midnight — or otherwise) and confronting your fears for the sake of your personal journey. Simmering in your fears can be awkward for everyone, like the claustrophobic stranger in […]
Question One
I am going to try to answer these in several ways, but let’s start out straight up, like my eggs and not like the man with a knife tattoo asking for gas money in the Pavillions parking lot on several sequential days. I don’t know what you’re up to, but it’s probably no good and […]
The Rehearsal
A man’s journey down Santa Monica Blvd. ended with two hookers, an open window and a double dose of Christina Aguilera. Los Angeles can be a dirty place, like the suspect’s theatre-top apartment and his wardrobe that serves as a vague homage to Dennis Rodman. This is where the rest of the story gets more […]
