Pickup Lines

“you don’t want to come and sit next to me?” -homeless man on Wilshire and 4th.

Weird Things That Happened to Me This Week

Weird things happen to me. ALL THE TIME. G-d must be on a mission to entertain me, and I’m into… Read more Weird Things That Happened to Me This Week

If someone says, “The Muppets are so incredibly important to me” with a straight face, are they joking?

Wanted: a pen pal from a foreign land. Check the contact info if you’re interested :D.

Sounds Of Heartbreak A now ex-boyfriend sent me this Kristofer Åstrøm track when we first started going out. Not because… Read more All Lovers Hell

Live life fearlessly. I was playing at a poker tournament at a… Read more Storm

Enclosed is a picture of me and two friends being rockstars on Splash Mountain a few weeks ago. This photo… Read more Disneyland