One of my favorite clown teachers (my favorite way to start a sentence), told us that you should be constantly… Read more Melted Cheese Tastes Like Rubber
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Reasons Why I Haven’t Blogged
I went to a hardware store alone for the first time. It’s possible that 50% of my purchase was Diet… Read more Reasons Why I Haven’t Blogged
Poetry
God showed me an acrobat who dreams of being a clown to remind me that I live in the most… Read more Poetry
My New Years Resolution
Is to eat more vegetables because I feel like it will help me eat healthier and it will also help… Read more My New Years Resolution
Accidental Brilliance
I’ve been watching the Billabong Pipe Masters competition and Kelly Slater, one of the best athletes of all time IMO,… Read more Accidental Brilliance
The Best Reason to Move to Canada
that I’ve heard in awhile
Phone Phoney
There is something very jarring about receiving a phone call from an unknown number, extra terrifying if it just says… Read more Phone Phoney
Sometimes You’re the Douchebag
Happy Holidays from Venice! Two weeks ago there was a street festival in Venice sponsored by GQ on one of… Read more Sometimes You’re the Douchebag
This is Why I Do Comedy
Signs of a Successful Halloween
My car did not get egged Impulsed bought onesie pajamas with monkeys for feet at Target Lots of leftover candy… Read more Signs of a Successful Halloween
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