I went to a hardware store alone for the first time. It’s possible that 50% of my purchase was Diet Dr. Pepper.
I am getting over my lifelong fear of yogurt
I joined a comedic dance team, and it just gets me right in my humor sweet spot
I want to know the name of the thing in hotel rooms, where it’s like a special lock, but it also has a chain so the door doesn’t open all the way
I got a smartphone and I have to charge it every day. what.
One of my comedy idols told me I was naturally funny and I didn’t know what to say. I got to thanks!
I went to a rare book fair and drooled everywhere
I discovered how to turn on my television after two years
I am assuming my bad luck this month is to allow for athlete’s olympic dreams to come true. And I am OK with that.
One of my best friend’s got in a bad car accident. So I’ve been like, oh sh*t, life. (He is making a good recovery and his worse injury is a broken eye socket, but head wounds are terrifying)
I realized Zedd is a man
I’ve been taking flexibility classes, which are contortion classes for not-so-cool people
I am rereading my favorite book
Ashley Jillian 
Glad you’re back. We’ve missed you even though we didn’t know we did. – Have a good whatever and Aloha – pjs.
Aloha!
You are very funny…enjoyed this!
aww shucks, thank you!
Yes, well, as Roseannroseannadanna used to say, It’s always something. 🙂
😀
hmmm tell us the tale sister…Activities everywhere… We are still here with you. 🙂
Smartphones like alcoholics, need a lot of juice.
I started liking Yogurt in my early teens.
Welcome Back, Ashley.
lol. Thank you, it feels nice!
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I was pondering earlier today when I was going to make time to post something. This is like the fifteenth day in a row I’ve pondered so I now see a pattern forming…
It takes 15 ponders to make something happen? 😀
can’t argue with any of this…hope you enjoyed the good things…sorry about your friend, hope he is recovering.
He is recovering well and fast. Car accidents are so terrifying.
Nice to see you back…
Welcome back. Life does have the ability to sneak up on people, leading them away from the goals they wish to accomplish. We all go through it. Good luck with future blogging..
You are aware that Zedd is dead, correct?
lot of fun makes me smile thank you!
I have been the same. 2 years off, now back commuting 4 hrs a day, the blogosphere will pay!
Good to have you back but we didn’t really miss you, because we don’t miss anyone on the interweb. As soon as one goes, another takes their place and you forget all about what went before 🙂
…and what did you do in your spare time?
I love your humor! Your blog is way cute too! Keep up the good work! 🙂
xoxo Megan
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haha.! awesome blog post.! Thanks for making me smile ;D
This comment made me smile !
What is your favorite book you’re reading? And, thanks for “liking” my post about women drivers. 🙂 This post about why you’re not blogging was entertaining. Made me smile.
For some reason, I feel less unfettered, and the load I’m carrying doesn’t feel so heavy,now. Thanks