You are streaking on field during the seventh inning stretch. We are on our first date and we are four… Read more Seventh Inning Stretch
Tag: humor
Emotional Humility
Emotional humility is having to admit to people that you feel pretty meh about Star Wars. Emotional humility is defriending… Read more Emotional Humility
2015: You Can’t Win Them All
A few highlights of my 2015 🙂 : My old boss told me I sounded “too straight-forward” in work emails,… Read more 2015: You Can’t Win Them All
A Blog Post to the Internet (Because who are we kidding pretending this is a letter?)
What’s Going On
Only Jerks like Supper Clubs
I always sit in Chuy’s section, granted he could spell it Chewy, but I’ve never asked. I ordered chili sides… Read more Only Jerks like Supper Clubs
Melted Cheese Tastes Like Rubber
One of my favorite clown teachers (my favorite way to start a sentence), told us that you should be constantly… Read more Melted Cheese Tastes Like Rubber
Reasons Why I Haven’t Blogged
I went to a hardware store alone for the first time. It’s possible that 50% of my purchase was Diet… Read more Reasons Why I Haven’t Blogged
My New Years Resolution
Is to eat more vegetables because I feel like it will help me eat healthier and it will also help… Read more My New Years Resolution
Phone Phoney
There is something very jarring about receiving a phone call from an unknown number, extra terrifying if it just says… Read more Phone Phoney
Sometimes You’re the Douchebag
Happy Holidays from Venice! Two weeks ago there was a street festival in Venice sponsored by GQ on one of… Read more Sometimes You’re the Douchebag
