Groaning so hard right now. … at least she isn’t inspired by Chris Brown? On a side note, she probably… Read more There really needs to be an age minimum on Facebook …
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Just in case you wanted to know what a pregnant Seahorse looks like
“I’m just so busy, you know, like a seahorse in water” -my mom, after cleaning her closet In other news,… Read more Just in case you wanted to know what a pregnant Seahorse looks like
Huell Howser
Dear Huell Howser, I sent you a facebook friend request back in February. You had 5,000 friends, so I figured… Read more Huell Howser
New Year’s Resolutions
I just wanted to note that I am still going strong on my 2k11 New Year’s resolution to not do… Read more New Year’s Resolutions
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Baby Name Predictions: Beyoncé Edition
FACTS about the Knowles family: -Beyoncé’s mom’s maiden name is Beyincé. -Solange Knowles has a son names Julez. Julez Knowles.… Read more Baby Name Predictions: Beyoncé Edition
Thoughts on the VMAs
The VMAs were sososoawkward. The jokes weren’t funny. Kevin Hart bombed so hard. If he tested out his jokes, it… Read more Thoughts on the VMAs
Accidental Joke
I am too embarrassed to clarify that… Read more Accidental Joke
Failed Pick-Up Line #2
*pause* *elevator eyes* “some extra hot sauce for you” – guy working the drive through at Del Taco
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