Dear Huell Howser,
I sent you a facebook friend request back in February. You had 5,000 friends, so I figured that you couldn’t add more. I see that you are on an adding spree now and it’s hurting my feelings that you still haven’t added me back. Please don’t “not now” me — I love you.

I grew up falling asleep during the second half of your program on PBS, but I always knew you were a badass.

You have been useful in my everyday life — my high school newspaper used to hide its slush fund in one of your VHS tapes in our closet because we knew that no one would ever look for money there.

Hugs///

Ashley