Three women, each with varying degrees of greying hair, sit at their old elm dining room table. Sandra, the eldest sister, carries the cake and the fine china out of the kitchen, and in a rare moment of family unity, the sisters begin to celebrate Justin Bieber’s 18th birthday.
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Ashley Jillian 
LOVE 🙂
Dark, cynical, pessimistic, just sick humor… but humor anyway: hahahaha 🙂
Justin brought the family together. How sweet. Too bad he couldn’t be present with them. I bet they would have enjoyed that.
it would have been a hot mess if I were there, it would spawn some serious sister competition
That cracked me up! Do you suppose the sisters have grey Justin Beiber haircuts?
I certainly hope they do
All I could think was a valley girl like “EWWWWW” when I read this.
yess
Yikes, you just creeped me out SO much!
Lordy, lordy, the things I don’t know. Had to google JB to find out what your blog and all the comments were about.
Yeah, I saw that the world’s most famous lesbian turned 18 today.
I like the hyperbole title.
Ewwww is RIGHT! I have a 4-yr-old GRANDdaughter whom I wouldn’t tell it was his birthday because she would be JEALOUS of these sisters. Ewww
Now I know I’ve heard it all. Just shoot me and put me out of my misery. Too scary to talk about.
So he turned 18. Who cares…
I’m sure there were some cats at the table too, or at least lounging around the kitchen.
probs a couple, but they are definitely 18 year-old cats on the brink of death
LOL! Threw me for a loop!
wry. continue…
That is funnier than an anti-cancer placebo.
You are sick. Write something funny about an old guy of 60 like me who is totally into prog rock and alternative rock like Freelance Whales, and Fleet Foxes. He is very hip and knowledgeable about the music scene and suffers from chronic back pain and memory loss.
(weeping) (weeping) (weeping)
I wasn’t aware you could produce a viable voodoo doll in cake form. You learn something new every day.
hehehehehe. That is all. 😉
Yesterday, my family watched Justin Bieber celebrate his birthday on Ellen. The scenario above hits wayyyy too close to home.
bwahahaha
A sad day indeed, haha.
Thanks Jilly for sharing this story of empowerment-Old men have always been letching the young starlets-It’s time you ladies had a turn-As fer myself-I just found out Oreo’s turning 100…bring on the dancing cookie
Good one!
What power you wield. With the twitch of your hand, a paragraph is created and almost instantly 54 bloggers clap with glee. Teach me your ways…
Good one, love these humor.
Love this!!!
Impressive!
http://lynnettephillips.info
http://www.disneydreaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Justin-Bieber-Someday-Perfume.jpg All wearing this?
this is really quite brilliant – too funny!
If you thought that was sad, this will make you weep a river. I was shopping for a book on Buddhist Meditation in the Religion and Philosophy section of a book store when I saw something that…well…I took a picture…
http://davidrothbauer.wordpress.com/2012/03/03/this-made-me-lose-my-faith-in-the-future-of-mankind/
Justin Bieber on the same spiritual level as the Dalai Lama, and the Koran…
rofl wow!
Oh jeez, I snorted.
hahahah! hilarious! 😀
I heard of people dumping their boyfriend for justin bieber. For heaven’s sake, he’s just an ordinary boy!
I’m one of that graying generation, and I thought this post was just plain fun! And thanks for stopping by my author blog tour. You are a genuine multitasker. Go for it while you’re young!
Oh my – that is sad. I can’t say I have ever heard one of his songs. I feel pretty grey haired myself.
I totally was NOT expecting that. You’re on the follow list now. 🙂 Thanks Bieber.