I just couldn’t get any sleep last night

I couldn’t go to the wake yesterday, I was just too tired

Tell everyone I broke up with her

Don’t tell anyone I pulled a Jimmy Fallon and broke. Greg’s facial expressions slay me.

Don’t look at me, I didn’t do it, it was already like that before I came

Don’t look at me, I didn’t do it, it was already like that before I Camembert

I think I failed that test

Life would be different if visions about vision tests were consequential

I just don’t know what I’m doing with my life

I just don’t know what the neighbor girl’s voodoo doll is doing with my life, but I hope they are both following me on Twitter

I love her

That was really just a shout out to my mom

You were in my dream last night

You were in my forearm last night

What’s your sign?

STOP