A man’s journey down Santa Monica Blvd. ended with two hookers, an open window and a double dose of Christina Aguilera.

Los Angeles can be a dirty place, like the suspect’s theatre-top apartment and his wardrobe that serves as a vague homage to Dennis Rodman. This is where the rest of the story gets more or less likely – a series of active decisions gone puzzling. Gone awry. Gone baroque.

“The soundtrack was fucking weird,” said an improviser who was trying to rehearse next door to the not so tired trio. “I’ll never be able to listen to ‘Waterfalls” by TLC the same way again.”

The four song affair also involved Ms. Aguilera and Britney Spears — in song only.