First of all, that is a person I know. Not know super well, but have had several conversations with. This video seems to be the culmination of one type of people you meet in Hollywood and all over the world — the delusionals. The American conundrum Chances are, you or someone you know is delusional. Take the quiz below to find out, send this quiz to someone you think is delusional to make things real awkward.
1. You enter the lottery, you think your chances of winning are:
A. Zero. You would rather someone worse off than yourself won because you are doing just fine.
B. Zero. There is a larger chance of being up ducted by identical twin aliens, why bother entering?
C. One in sixty million. Someone has got to win, I am going to keep trying.
D. 100%. I said that Age 30 was going to be my year.
2. You are going to do a zombie run next month, because you are really into trend fitness. How do you prepare?
A. You don’t fool me, fun runs, I know you’re still exercise
B. Shin splints run in my family, I am going to pass on the run to avoid any injury or accidental public gas release
C. Run three miles in the evening 3x a week for the month prior to the event, set a goal of finishing within the top 100 racers
D. Spend weeks putting your outfit together because it’s inappropriate to be seen in elastic waisted pants in public
3. You consider yourself an artist, your main motivation is:
A. N/A. I enjoy the arts, but I am not an artist at heart.
B. None, it’s too hard to make it as an artist so for now it’s just a hobby
C. Your craft and touching people (in)appropriately with your work
D. Be famous
If you answer mostly Ds, you might be a vain d-bag. If you answer mostly As or Cs, we should BFF.