First of all, that is a person I know. Not know super well, but have had several conversations with. This… Read more Delusion in Hollywood/ But also Kinda Everywhere
Tag: awkward
The Undertaker
Rushing up to the undertaker’s office, I am hoping to see some rusted old-fashioned medical tools. With a hand on… Read more The Undertaker
Secretly Super Berkeley
Berkeley is a great school, a rigorous school, and a school with a transfer named Rainbow who boils every environmental… Read more Secretly Super Berkeley
The Funny Thing About Comedy
Denial in the world of the moving is one thing, but denial in the age of the Internet is a… Read more The Funny Thing About Comedy
Super Curious
What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you? Mine is probably the time I was personally invited to an… Read more Super Curious
Unknown Text
I got a text from a number not saved on my phone on New Years Eve that said: “You’re my… Read more Unknown Text
Straight-Forward Poetry
I am super straight-forward, and sometimes it gets me in trouble. In 10th grade, I told my English teacher he… Read more Straight-Forward Poetry
Depressing Ad of the Day Goes To
Cancer swagger? Does anyone else think that these ads are too depressing for their own good? Like, I would rather… Read more Depressing Ad of the Day Goes To
Awkward Halloween
The company I work for gets super into Halloween, like you need a full-fledged act with your costume to have… Read more Awkward Halloween
Real Estate head shots
Real Estate head shots make me lol. Too real. Marlene gets bonus points for having a motto that doesn’t actually… Read more Real Estate head shots
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