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Melted Cheese Tastes Like Rubber

One of my favorite clown teachers (my favorite way to start a sentence), told us that you should be constantly… Read more Melted Cheese Tastes Like Rubber

My car did not get egged Impulsed bought onesie pajamas with monkeys for feet at Target Lots of leftover candy… Read more Signs of a Successful Halloween

Perhaps it is my fear of boredom that has lead me here. In my notebook, I have a quote of… Read more Being My Own Hero

Because G-d threw one my way! I hope that didn’t sound too dirty I’ve been keeping busy lately. I started… Read more I got a bone!

I am two months shy of two years pursuing being an actor and all I got was this lousy picture… Read more Crushing It: Learning to Love The Grind

I saw a play James Franco directed. Below is an excerpt from his director’s note: I wanted to do a… Read more James Franco, Director’s Notes

Peter O’Fricking Toole. This post is mostly just a shout-out to someone I don’t know.

If you want to know what being an actor-type in Los Angeles is like — it’s exactly like this: