Surprised

Posted on September 28, 2011September 28, 2011 by ashleyjillian

I am legitimately surprised that I wasn’t picked to be a juror on People of the State of California v. Conrad… Read more Surprised

Reading the Newspaper is Totally Worthwhile

Posted on September 23, 2011September 23, 2011 by ashleyjillian

Because I usually find things like this: … all for the love of Tecate.

Five Ways to Get Your Humor Post Freshly Pressed*

Posted on September 13, 2011September 13, 2011 by ashleyjillian

I decided to take a completely non-scientific look at what the WordPress curators think is funny/what they think will make… Read more Five Ways to Get Your Humor Post Freshly Pressed*

Baby Name Predictions: Beyoncé Edition

Posted on August 30, 2011August 30, 2011 by ashleyjillian

FACTS about the Knowles family: -Beyoncé’s mom’s maiden name is Beyincé. -Solange Knowles has a son names Julez. Julez Knowles.… Read more Baby Name Predictions: Beyoncé Edition

Accidental Joke

Posted on August 28, 2011August 28, 2011 by ashleyjillian

I am too embarrassed to clarify that… Read more Accidental Joke

Failed Pick-Up Line #2

Posted on August 26, 2011 by ashleyjillian

*pause* *elevator eyes* “some extra hot sauce for you” – guy working the drive through at Del Taco

Someone Thought This Was a Good Idea

Posted on August 26, 2011 by ashleyjillian

Pokemon’s Got Swag

Posted on August 24, 2011August 24, 2011 by ashleyjillian

All the proof I need that I got swag. Thanks Pokemon Silver TM 34.

Nothing Beats Facebook Trolling Your Friends

Posted on August 2, 2011 by ashleyjillian

A Quick Note

Posted on July 20, 2011 by ashleyjillian

My acting teacher has a male dog named cupcake. This is just something I think you should know.