I am legitimately surprised that I wasn’t picked to be a juror on People of the State of California v. Conrad Murray trial. I am also legitimately surprised that Conrad Murray doesn’t have a Wikipedia page in his name, but at least he has this photo of himself on Dumbo.
I have the credentials to be on a celebrity trial, chiefly, I live in Los Angeles, am an American citizen AND my father was on an Anna Nicole Smith stalker jury. I feel like I was bred for it, sans the potential financial hardship (four-to-six weeks off work, yikes). But man, four-to-six weeks of life experience would probably be worth it.
Blogger’s Note: This post was written while eating and watching The Biggest Loser. #greatamericanpasttimes
19 thoughts on “Surprised”
As always, love the post. Everyone should be sequestered at least once.
shhh I’ve been under the radar since I registered to vote four years ago. I am totally going to get Jury Duty now.
He doesn’t have a Wikipedia page? Very surprising. I vote for you to write it.
writing that would entertain me for hours *thinking about it*
Ask and you shall receive…well, sorta.
I saw that, but I feel like it doesn’t actually count as a personal page
Haha…. the biggest loser. What is wrong with American television?
Or, more accurately, what is right with American television?
Like your humor, good fun to see other points of laughter. Thanks for reading mine. All the best!
Hahaha and no Wikipedia page?!
Awesome post 🙂
Had a bit of a laugh at your post, well done.
Thank You for visiting my blog. 🙂
I never liked riding those Dumbos. Seemed like sooner or later, one would snap off and crash to the ground.
Very funny! I love when things make me laugh out loud!!
Love the pic of Dumbo, the flying elephant. Snappy red hat too…
Enjoy always, T
Look, don’t waste you time on that panel if they belatedly ask you. Tell us your verdict, you must have heard enough on the news to make a decision by now. If guilty how would you punish him? Another question: does MJ have any responsibility for sucking down drugs?
So I’m TOTALLY late in commenting…but your right, you should sue the government for not picking you. Need a lawyer???
This guy really is a quack!
u r funny. continue…
Love this, erupted in laughter!