I am legitimately surprised that I wasn’t picked to be a juror on People of the State of California v. Conrad Murray trial. I am also legitimately surprised that Conrad Murray doesn’t have a Wikipedia page in his name, but at least he has this photo of himself on Dumbo.

I have the credentials to be on a celebrity trial, chiefly, I live in Los Angeles, am an American citizen AND my father was on an Anna Nicole Smith stalker jury. I feel like I was bred for it, sans the potential financial hardship  (four-to-six weeks off work, yikes). But man, four-to-six weeks of life experience would probably be worth it.


Blogger’s Note: This post was written while eating and watching The Biggest Loser. #greatamericanpasttimes


19 thoughts on “Surprised

  1. Look, don’t waste you time on that panel if they belatedly ask you. Tell us your verdict, you must have heard enough on the news to make a decision by now. If guilty how would you punish him? Another question: does MJ have any responsibility for sucking down drugs?

  2. So I’m TOTALLY late in commenting…but your right, you should sue the government for not picking you. Need a lawyer???

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