I am legitimately surprised that I wasn’t picked to be a juror on People of the State of California v. Conrad Murray trial. I am also legitimately surprised that Conrad Murray doesn’t have a Wikipedia page in his name, but at least he has this photo of himself on Dumbo.
I have the credentials to be on a celebrity trial, chiefly, I live in Los Angeles, am an American citizen AND my father was on an Anna Nicole Smith stalker jury. I feel like I was bred for it, sans the potential financial hardship (four-to-six weeks off work, yikes). But man, four-to-six weeks of life experience would probably be worth it.
Blogger’s Note: This post was written while eating and watching The Biggest Loser. #greatamericanpasttimes