Seventh Inning Stretch

Posted on July 10, 2019 by ashleyjillian

You are streaking on field during the seventh inning stretch. We are on our first date and we are four… Read more Seventh Inning Stretch

Emotional Humility

Posted on July 3, 2016July 3, 2016 by ashleyjillian

Emotional humility is having to admit to people that you feel pretty meh about Star Wars. Emotional humility is defriending… Read more Emotional Humility

2015: You Can’t Win Them All

Posted on December 31, 2015December 31, 2015 by ashleyjillian

A few highlights of my 2015 🙂 : My old boss told me I sounded “too straight-forward” in work emails,… Read more 2015: You Can’t Win Them All

Only Jerks like Supper Clubs

Posted on June 2, 2014 by ashleyjillian

I always sit in Chuy’s section, granted he could spell it Chewy, but I’ve never asked. I ordered chili sides… Read more Only Jerks like Supper Clubs

Sometimes You’re the Douchebag

Posted on December 3, 2013 by ashleyjillian

Happy Holidays from Venice! Two weeks ago there was a street festival in Venice sponsored by GQ on one of… Read more Sometimes You’re the Douchebag

Comedy Devil

Posted on October 17, 2013 by ashleyjillian

There is one thing about comedy that makes my skin itch. Neutrality. Like khaki pants and dry turkey sandwiches, I… Read more Comedy Devil

Things Learned from Reality Singing Competitions

Posted on September 30, 2013 by ashleyjillian

What people from other states look like How bad my sense of geography really is — I think this is… Read more Things Learned from Reality Singing Competitions

Standing Up for Khloe Kardashian, Unlikely Underdog

Posted on September 4, 2013 by ashleyjillian

Let’s be honest, if you have an online journal, or like, if you have a pulse and breathe occasionally, you’ve… Read more Standing Up for Khloe Kardashian, Unlikely Underdog