- What people from other states look like
- How bad my sense of geography really is — I think this is a general Californian problem, or a specific Los Angeles Unified School District Problem.
- If your parents are priests, you are going to blow my mind
- No one on The X-Factor is even vaguely cool, but everyone on The Voice is way cooler than me. Is there a singing show for averagely cool people? What about averagely cool people that can only kind of sing?
- You can come back 10 years later and be on a reality show about losing weight (Ruben Studdard)
- I know how to spell Ruben Studdard without looking it up
- America, we have seemingly infinite talent, but also seemingly infinite distalent
- If your child/roommate/love interest/ potential love interest (PLI) can’t sing, PLEASE TELL THEM BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
- I love judging people, even though I pretty much can’t sing well at all