Surprised

Posted on September 28, 2011September 28, 2011 by ashleyjillian Posted in ComedyTagged Comedy, Conrad Murray, Conrad Murray at Disneyland, Disney, Disneyland, Dumbo, humor, News

I am legitimately surprised that I wasn’t picked to be a juror on People of the State of California v. Conrad Murray trial. I am also legitimately surprised that Conrad Murray doesn’t have a Wikipedia page in his name, but at least he has this photo of himself on Dumbo.

I have the credentials to be on a celebrity trial, chiefly, I live in Los Angeles, am an American citizen AND my father was on an Anna Nicole Smith stalker jury. I feel like I was bred for it, sans the potential financial hardship (four-to-six weeks off work, yikes). But man, four-to-six weeks of life experience would probably be worth it.

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Blogger’s Note: This post was written while eating and watching The Biggest Loser. #greatamericanpasttimes

19 thoughts on “Surprised”

September 28, 2011 at 5:07 am Reply
bestbathroombooks says:

As always, love the post. Everyone should be sequestered at least once.
Les
1. September 28, 2011 at 5:10 am Reply
  ashleyjillian says:
  
  shhh I’ve been under the radar since I registered to vote four years ago. I am totally going to get Jury Duty now.
September 28, 2011 at 1:56 pm Reply
Sharon says:

He doesn’t have a Wikipedia page? Very surprising. I vote for you to write it.
1. September 28, 2011 at 5:36 pm Reply
  ashleyjillian says:
  
  writing that would entertain me for hours *thinking about it*
September 28, 2011 at 8:11 pm Reply
thepilgrimsfancy says:

Ask and you shall receive…well, sorta.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_People_v_Conrad_Robert_Murray

Cheers!
1. September 28, 2011 at 8:13 pm Reply
  ashleyjillian says:
  
  I saw that, but I feel like it doesn’t actually count as a personal page
September 29, 2011 at 3:03 pm Reply
Rai says:

Haha…. the biggest loser. What is wrong with American television?
Or, more accurately, what is right with American television?
1. September 29, 2011 at 4:54 pm Reply
  ashleyjillian says:
  
  Community!
September 29, 2011 at 8:48 pm Reply
mindwarpfx says:

Like your humor, good fun to see other points of laughter. Thanks for reading mine. All the best!
September 29, 2011 at 9:50 pm Reply
The Awkward List says:

Hahaha and no Wikipedia page?!

Awesome post 🙂

Edwin
September 30, 2011 at 8:57 pm Reply
magsx2 says:

Hi,
Had a bit of a laugh at your post, well done.
Thank You for visiting my blog. 🙂
October 3, 2011 at 4:57 am Reply
joem18b says:

I never liked riding those Dumbos. Seemed like sooner or later, one would snap off and crash to the ground.
October 4, 2011 at 10:33 pm Reply
lookingforthesweetspot says:

Very funny! I love when things make me laugh out loud!!
October 5, 2011 at 5:24 am Reply
tricia linden says:

Love the pic of Dumbo, the flying elephant. Snappy red hat too…
Enjoy always, T
October 5, 2011 at 3:16 pm Reply
wrjones says:

Look, don’t waste you time on that panel if they belatedly ask you. Tell us your verdict, you must have heard enough on the news to make a decision by now. If guilty how would you punish him? Another question: does MJ have any responsibility for sucking down drugs?
October 6, 2011 at 6:16 am Reply
Heretic says:

So I’m TOTALLY late in commenting…but your right, you should sue the government for not picking you. Need a lawyer???
October 10, 2011 at 7:34 pm Reply
The Hook says:

This guy really is a quack!
October 11, 2011 at 7:15 pm Reply
barkinginthedark says:

u r funny. continue…
October 22, 2011 at 11:12 am Reply
elroyjones says:

Love this, erupted in laughter!