Brad quickly plastered a “don’t fuck with me” expression across his face, knowing full well his fair features placed him squarely in the front of the “new prison bitch” line.
idk, I think the one on the left left his ID — he has the whole doofus face thing going for him. I feel like the one in the middle was the mastermind, he looks like he’s really pissed about not getting to keep that Tecate.
Ashley Jillian 
My two-year-old makes those same faces:
“I didn’t do it!”
“I’ll show you! I’m gonna poop on the floor!”
and
“I sowwy. Pwease don’t kill me,” respectively.
Love the middle douchebag’s expression. Totally awesome.
Brad quickly plastered a “don’t fuck with me” expression across his face, knowing full well his fair features placed him squarely in the front of the “new prison bitch” line.
I’m just ecstatic that a 22 year old actually handles a tangible newspaper.
Uh…yeah, that middle guy’s face? …. that is why the US of A is on the decline.
this is the part where I quietly admit that I do it to for work. I do have a NYT online subscription, though!
Lol! I’ve finally found a hero!
the one in the middle? I can’t think of a better Efff youuu to society than that picture
You can’t make up things this good… can you?
I wish! *sigh*
Great share!
This has been an awesome first visit!
I’m betting the one in the middle is the one who left his ID behind – just saying.
idk, I think the one on the left left his ID — he has the whole doofus face thing going for him. I feel like the one in the middle was the mastermind, he looks like he’s really pissed about not getting to keep that Tecate.
I believe the Three Stooges have new faces! 🙂
These guys are so lame it’s embarrassing to read. But I like it.
i really like this…
The middle dude is reminded that his mommy has currently taken away his BMW for the night while he sits in his jail cell ‘thinking’ about his actions.
I know I shouldn’t laugh when the guy in the middle is putting on his mean, don’t mess with me, face – but . . . . 😆
“all for the love of Tecate.”
trust me, some will do it for much less. if ever they go to jail, i expect them to get special treat from the real macho guys.
I’m not sure what’s better: the fact that they stole beer or the face the kid in the middle is making.
I think it was all the middle ones idea. 😉
very droll…continue…