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I really wish mommy blogs would stop using the humor tag on WordPress — they are about as funny as… Read more WordPress

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In my dream last night, I was a Lady Gaga-type. And by that, I mean I was really famous and… Read more Universe Made of Sushi

Groaning so hard right now. … at least she isn’t inspired by Chris Brown? On a side note, she probably… Read more There really needs to be an age minimum on Facebook …

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“I’m just so busy, you know, like a seahorse in water” -my mom, after cleaning her closet In other news,… Read more Just in case you wanted to know what a pregnant Seahorse looks like

Dear Huell Howser, I sent you a facebook friend request back in February. You had 5,000 friends, so I figured… Read more Huell Howser

I just wanted to note that I am still going strong on my 2k11 New Year’s resolution to not do… Read more New Year’s Resolutions

FACTS about the Knowles family: -Beyoncé’s mom’s maiden name is Beyincé. -Solange Knowles has a son names Julez. Julez Knowles.… Read more Baby Name Predictions: Beyoncé Edition

The VMAs were sososoawkward. The jokes weren’t funny. Kevin Hart bombed so hard. If he tested out his jokes, it… Read more Thoughts on the VMAs