I really wish mommy blogs would stop using the humor tag on WordPress — they are about as funny as egg nog jokes*.
*egg nog jokes are never funny.
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I really wish mommy blogs would stop using the humor tag on WordPress — they are about as funny as egg nog jokes*.
*egg nog jokes are never funny.
F*$cking hilarious. Keep it up, Ashley!
Les
Oh my God…you’re right…egg nog jokes are NOT funny. My world is crumbling around me as I type. Wait a minute, I just noticed you actually typed “egg nog” as a tag. Holy Crap that’s funny. And…I’m back.
I recommend switching to pumpkin spice latte jokes. I hope that helps!
haha. yeah everyone thinks they’re a comedian.
They’re totally funny when they’re coming out someone else’s nose.
I suppose it’s also funny when children come out of people’s noses.
It’s also how males give birth.
🙂 Dave attel actually has an awesome eggnog joke. I wish I could find it..
oh man, now I’m super curious. Tell me if you find it!
The Internet is proving me so wrong about eggnog jokes *sigh*
Hmm. It’s on his album “Skanks for the memories” which is on youtube in segments. The whole album is hilarious. One of the best comedy albums I’ve ever heard.
the mommy blogs scare me. eggnog excites me. well done, continue…
This is so true. Every mommy blog is sooooooooo hilarious. I love hearing about how Junior picked his nose while singing the alphabet! Comedy gold! There should be a separate mommy tag.
*praying for sarcasm*
You’ll be happy to know that throughout the course of my life, I may have been serious once.
whew.
There is a book called Mom Blogging for Dummies. I saw this atrocity at Barnes and Noble. Just thought you’d be interested.
hmm I might look at it during my lunch break 🙂
A glass of eggnog walks into a bar.
Bartender says, “We don’t serve eggnog here.”
Eggnog says, “Of course not. Eggnog is only served at Christmas.”
didn’t lol 😦
Egads! Remind me never to write about my kids so I don’t scare away my one faithful reader!
lol, you’re fine