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Posted on September 7, 2011September 7, 2011 by ashleyjillian Posted in ComedyTagged blogging, children, egg nog, Funny, humor, mom blogs, mommy, mommy blogs, not funny, wordpress

I really wish mommy blogs would stop using the humor tag on WordPress — they are about as funny as egg nog jokes*.

*egg nog jokes are never funny.

21 thoughts on “WordPress”

September 7, 2011 at 8:56 pm Reply
bestbathroombooks says:

F*$cking hilarious. Keep it up, Ashley!
Les
September 7, 2011 at 9:17 pm Reply
H.E. ELLIS says:

Oh my God…you’re right…egg nog jokes are NOT funny. My world is crumbling around me as I type. Wait a minute, I just noticed you actually typed “egg nog” as a tag. Holy Crap that’s funny. And…I’m back.
September 7, 2011 at 9:19 pm Reply
ashleyjillian says:

I recommend switching to pumpkin spice latte jokes. I hope that helps!
September 7, 2011 at 9:50 pm Reply
MaximumWage says:

haha. yeah everyone thinks they’re a comedian.
September 7, 2011 at 10:33 pm Reply
Dave Clapper says:

They’re totally funny when they’re coming out someone else’s nose.
1. September 7, 2011 at 10:48 pm Reply
  ashleyjillian says:
  
  I suppose it’s also funny when children come out of people’s noses.
  1. September 8, 2011 at 11:34 pm
    Dave Clapper says:
    
    It’s also how males give birth.
September 8, 2011 at 2:00 am Reply
itchemeyer says:

🙂 Dave attel actually has an awesome eggnog joke. I wish I could find it..
1. September 8, 2011 at 2:02 am Reply
  ashleyjillian says:
  
  oh man, now I’m super curious. Tell me if you find it!
  The Internet is proving me so wrong about eggnog jokes *sigh*
  1. September 8, 2011 at 2:32 am
    itchemeyer says:
    
    Hmm. It’s on his album “Skanks for the memories” which is on youtube in segments. The whole album is hilarious. One of the best comedy albums I’ve ever heard.
September 8, 2011 at 3:55 am Reply
the Incurable Curmudgeon says:

the mommy blogs scare me. eggnog excites me. well done, continue…
September 11, 2011 at 1:54 am Reply
Jason says:

This is so true. Every mommy blog is sooooooooo hilarious. I love hearing about how Junior picked his nose while singing the alphabet! Comedy gold! There should be a separate mommy tag.
1. September 11, 2011 at 2:24 am Reply
  ashleyjillian says:
  
  *praying for sarcasm*
  1. September 11, 2011 at 4:36 am
    Jason says:
    
    You’ll be happy to know that throughout the course of my life, I may have been serious once.
September 11, 2011 at 8:05 am Reply
ashleyjillian says:

whew.
September 16, 2011 at 6:45 pm Reply
kat says:

There is a book called Mom Blogging for Dummies. I saw this atrocity at Barnes and Noble. Just thought you’d be interested.
1. September 16, 2011 at 6:46 pm Reply
  ashleyjillian says:
  
  hmm I might look at it during my lunch break 🙂
September 17, 2011 at 4:18 pm Reply
kamper says:

A glass of eggnog walks into a bar.

Bartender says, “We don’t serve eggnog here.”

Eggnog says, “Of course not. Eggnog is only served at Christmas.”
1. September 18, 2011 at 12:13 am Reply
  ashleyjillian says:
  
  didn’t lol 😦
October 12, 2011 at 7:53 pm Reply
beretolsen says:

Egads! Remind me never to write about my kids so I don’t scare away my one faithful reader!
1. October 12, 2011 at 8:59 pm Reply
  ashleyjillian says:
  
  lol, you’re fine