A man’s journey down Santa Monica Blvd. ended with two hookers, an open window and a double dose of Christina… Read more The Rehearsal
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Teddy Bears
My neighborhood can get creepy at night.
Ask Ashley
Since Amanda Bynes has not been living up to her Ask Ashley years, I figured I’d give it a go.… Read more Ask Ashley
Luck
Bad luck is romantic, it’s full of soul and gave us Sylvia Plath. Good luck is a bit annoying, it’s… Read more Luck
The Stabbing
Yeah, I like to wear clothes made in my neighborhood, but there is still something very satisfying about yelling “I… Read more The Stabbing
Age 23: Things I’m Obsessed With
Writing Comedy iO West UCB (but to a much lesser extent than iO) Penny skateboards Arbor Longboards Surfing Langhorne Smith … Read more Age 23: Things I’m Obsessed With
Weekend Balance
More good music than dust. Barely. FYF 2K12.
Dream Phone
Little is more funny than watching your best friend eat it while wearing your space helmet — during a game… Read more Dream Phone
A Confederacy of Dunces
I’m obsessed with writers who have their own voice, to the point where I can be forgiving of some weaker… Read more A Confederacy of Dunces
Vulnerability Olympics
The jump, the flip, the uncertainty of the landing. Also, the overuse of Olympic metaphors during the past few weeks.… Read more Vulnerability Olympics
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