Weird things happen to me. ALL THE TIME. G-d must be on a mission to entertain me, and I’m into it.

Last week I walked to the mailbox to send out some things for my job and I see a mildly cute dog (keeping it real) turn the corner with no owner in sight. My immediate reaction was to make sure that the dog didn’t run on to Wilshire so I rushed over to it. And then it happened.

I was within inches of being in a terrible accident with an old man who was riding a unicycle/taking his dog on a walk. AT THE SAME TIME. Sometimes I wonder if my life is even real.