WordPress is a bit of a ghost town on the weekends, so I am going to take advantage of that and use the weekends to post the dumb shiz that I impulsively feel the need to take screenshots of. Someone’s got to do it.
Week of 11/05/11
I am really into reading my spam e-mails, because they are almost always hilarious. Full disclosure: I usually report annoying mailing lists as spam, so they go to my spam folder too — messing with the delivery rates of corporate e-mails is my way occupying Wall Street.
I have cool hobbies.
So anyways, I am still debating whether to respond to the e-mail below:
Part of me wants to tell them off, but most of me knows that this e-mail was sent by dudes (sorry for being sexist) with outdated, but deadly, guns in some country that, uh, probably doesn’t have the best tourism industry. Dudes that think that e-mail addresses should race for the Publishers Clearing House Consequently. Dudes I kind of want to spam from the computer at the Downtown LA Public Library, while wearing gloves because I wouldn’t actually want to touch those keyboards.
If you any you awesome people are brave enough to e-mail those dudes, please share the response with me. I’ll be here, cowering in a corner.
p.s. feel free to spam me (nonsexually) here: ashleyjt7 [@] gmail.com or on twitter @alltidashley