I am assuming that this is what goes on in Modelland .
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I am assuming that this is what goes on in Modelland .
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Ashley Jillian 
did you photoshop out the cocaine out sprinkled around her nostrils and the bludgeoned orifices
😦
bludgeoned orifices! ha!
Awesome, she eats what I eat. I knew it.
I love me some Tyra
Pancakes~ X3 I’m hungry now….want to eat what she eats D:
She still wouldn’t get a tip from me – she’s dropping the damn bacon… that’s the best bit!!!
Although I’ve been out of the fashion game since my “incident”. Believe or not, we models DO eat. Gosh, sometimes…
incident? do tell
It was the “Great Mustache Fire of ’07”. I’m sure you heard about it. It was in all of the fashion blogs. Since then, I haven’t been able to grow one again, let alone show my face.
definitely – fabulous!
I should look so good slinging hash!
Pancakes! Pancakes! Pancakes!
the only things i have to say about tyra banks are not even close to positive. however, since i can’t tell if you are or aren’t a fan of hers, i’ll save my comments because if you’re a fan, you wouldn’t like what i had to say.
I love her because she is ridiculous, not as a person. So go ahead and say it 🙂
my kid watches her on that model show. it drives me nuts how she can stand there and tell these girls that they didn’t smile right, they should’ve posed this way instead of that, blah blah blah. did she forget already that these models are mindless and are simply taking direction from the photographer? i’m sick of these shows where so-called experts are correcting others on what they did “wrong.” it’s all opinion of course. but on some shows – like with tyra – i’m sure she is just a contrarian. no matter what those girls do, she’d tell them they should’ve done something different.
Or … is she showing us how much she intends to leave on her plate?
lol
Is this Denny’s? Tyra’s bringing sexy back to the Grand Slam….
looks too fancy to be Denny’s, but wherever it is, I want to go
Just saw her on SNL and she was inviting all of us to lick her cake. Didn’t say nothin about pancakes.
I do believe they are still technically cakes
What? No raspberry compote???? send ’em back….
What we can’t see is the other 14 rashers of bacon that have already landed in her lap.
I’ve not been to Modelland, but what goes on there doesn’t seem that different from what the average suburban ‘mediarite’ is capable of on any given social media site. Photos of what one’s eating is an odd trend rife with social commentary potential; it’s only a matter of time before we see an art exposition contrasting the food posts from the wealthy North against those from the South reminiscent of Hank Hill’s narrow urethra juxtaposed with a starving child photo from Mike Judge’s animated TV series King of the Hill.