Dame Judy

Posted on June 28, 2012June 28, 2012 by ashleyjillian Posted in UncategorizedTagged drag, drag queens, Funny, humor, wordplay

Dame Judy Bench – drag queen entering a body building contest

Dame Judy Trench – drag queen no one wants to make out with for fear of bacterial infection

Dame Judy Quench – an energy drink for those late night drag shows

Dame Judy Clench – nickname for Phi Phi Orly because she always freezes on stage

Dame Judy Wench – because the word “slut” is too short

Dame Judy Mensch – a real yenta of a drag queen

Dame Judy Wrench – a mechanic specializing in drag racing vehicles

Dame Judy Drench – a drag queen with a spitting problem

Dame Judy French – a high cut of swimsuit for drag queens nostalgic of the ’90s. Warning: master tuckers only.

Dame Judy Kench – self-explanitory after a Google search

17 thoughts on “Dame Judy”

June 28, 2012 at 8:39 pm Reply
TMPinSYR says:

Very funny- and I did look up “kench” and laughed out loud when I saw the definition. That is how you deliver the punchline! Well done!
June 28, 2012 at 8:48 pm Reply
microbudgetproductions says:

All those Dame Judys’-the rhyming had me going.
June 28, 2012 at 9:10 pm Reply
mimijk says:

Too funny!!
June 28, 2012 at 11:10 pm Reply
rumpydog says:

ROFL!
June 29, 2012 at 12:08 am Reply
John says:

Oh, I get it now!
June 29, 2012 at 3:20 am Reply
pewterbreath says:

You forgot Dame Judy Stench–a drag queen with body odor issues.
June 29, 2012 at 10:58 am Reply
elroyjones says:

Stupendous!
June 29, 2012 at 2:38 pm Reply
gswaterman says:

Crack. Me. Up.
1. June 29, 2012 at 7:28 pm Reply
  ashleyjillian says:
  
  Glad it did 🙂
June 29, 2012 at 6:36 pm Reply
paralaxvu says:

Self-explanatory after a Goodsearch search, too. Very salty indeed!
1. June 29, 2012 at 7:29 pm Reply
  ashleyjillian says:
  
  Heheh 😉
June 30, 2012 at 3:05 am Reply
Satis says:

Ha!
June 30, 2012 at 3:33 am Reply
Sebastian March says:

Too funny. I have yet to meet a drag queen who wasn’t a yenta.
July 4, 2012 at 12:11 am Reply
Millie Ho says:

You’re witty, Ashley. Nice.
July 13, 2012 at 6:53 pm Reply
GrayFoxDown says:

My wife’s English and even she was unaware of this abundant generation of Dame Judys in England’s green and pleasant land. I’ll be damed if she wasn’t.
July 14, 2012 at 1:37 am Reply
Chris Biscuits says:

I have so much love for blogging stand-ups. And why can I only like this post once!?
July 18, 2012 at 8:37 am Reply
CommuterRant says:

You could make one of those double barrelled…… Dame Judy Stench Trench