Being 30 has blown my mind in many ways. Chief among them, I feel I have aged out of free… Read more An Ode to no Free Slurpees at 7/11
Category: Writing
Seventh Inning Stretch
You are streaking on field during the seventh inning stretch. We are on our first date and we are four… Read more Seventh Inning Stretch
Money
My most recent hobby is talking with my friends about money. Maybe I think life will be better if we… Read more Money
Puns should not be read out loud.
*wipes dust off blog* ohhhh boy. OK. So here is the deal: I have been experimenting with mediums and the… Read more Puns should not be read out loud.
Emotional Humility
Emotional humility is having to admit to people that you feel pretty meh about Star Wars. Emotional humility is defriending… Read more Emotional Humility
2015: You Can’t Win Them All
A few highlights of my 2015 🙂 : My old boss told me I sounded “too straight-forward” in work emails,… Read more 2015: You Can’t Win Them All
Magically Dashing
Seven men, six in custom-tailored suits and one in a suit straight off the rack, gathered in a dimly lit… Read more Magically Dashing
Five Ways to Get Your Humor Post Freshly Pressed*
I decided to take a completely non-scientific look at what the WordPress curators think is funny/what they think will make… Read more Five Ways to Get Your Humor Post Freshly Pressed*
How To Make the College Paper
It’s college newspaper recruitment season, so I thought I would put together this quick guide on how to wow the… Read more How To Make the College Paper
Open Letter to Bloggers
Dear Fellow Residents of the Internet, If you are a personal friend of mine, you know I keep it real.… Read more Open Letter to Bloggers
