My car did not get egged Impulsed bought onesie pajamas with monkeys for feet at Target Lots of leftover candy… Read more Signs of a Successful Halloween

Comedy Devil

There is one thing about comedy that makes my skin itch. Neutrality. Like khaki pants and dry turkey sandwiches, I… Read more Comedy Devil

The Magical People

Age 10 is kind of a great one, because you’re only awkward, but without the sweaty palms and the world… Read more The Magical People

What people from other states look like How bad my sense of geography really is — I think this is… Read more Things Learned from Reality Singing Competitions

Self-identity nouns should be given great weight. Like more weight than those things our grandparents used to keep papers from… Read more Not on Writing, but on Being a Writer

Sometimes I might think in sevens. A top five list would be oppressive and a top 10 list would be… Read more Top As Many Thoughts as I Feel Like Why Lists are Lame

You just discovered music a few years ago and you’re trying to figure out your type before you make any… Read more The First Time

Because G-d threw one my way! I hope that didn’t sound too dirty I’ve been keeping busy lately. I started… Read more I got a bone!

I am two months shy of two years pursuing being an actor and all I got was this lousy picture… Read more Crushing It: Learning to Love The Grind