Blogging Tips, Delivered (Sex)

So I broke my pinky promise and this took more than a week to get around to. My bad. I’ll… Read more Blogging Tips, Delivered (Sex)

Straight-Forward Poetry

I am super straight-forward, and sometimes it gets me in trouble. In 10th grade, I told my English teacher he… Read more Straight-Forward Poetry

Gwar on Joan Rivers. Feel free to share your fav in the comments :D/ Have an awesome weekend.

gross generalization: bad days really make you rethink your life So I had a good day at work today, but… Read more Car Rides and Life Decisions

So the week of St. Patrick’s this year, my bestie texted me “OMGWENEEDTOGOSEELORDOFTHEDANCE3D, drunk.” I am always down for this… Read more Confession Time/ General Life Updates

Cancer swagger? Does anyone else think that these ads are too depressing for their own good? Like, I would rather… Read more Depressing Ad of the Day Goes To

WordPress is a bit of a ghost town on the weekends, so I am going to take advantage of that… Read more Scrap-booking the Internet week of 11/5

If you want to know what being an actor-type in Los Angeles is like — it’s exactly like this:

It’s officially the season. p.s. can someone please make Thanksgiving music a thing?

The company I work for gets super into Halloween, like you need a full-fledged act with your costume to have… Read more Awkward Halloween