Awk. Brushes with Fame

My plan for my lunch break today was to do one of my favorite things — drink a diet coke… Read more Awk. Brushes with Fame

Favorite Martian

Solid post-breakup purchase, one-sided deep conversation and staring contest.

When I see that people have crappy jobs, I try to be OK and empathetic towards them screwing around with… Read more Not Ruining the Simple Pleasures

While logging into my work email from home for the first time, I decided I was going to use my… Read more Age 23

I’ve been working on a short story, so I am going to have to tide you over with this scene… Read more Come and Get Your Lols

You know how when you think about people you always picture them a certain way? Be it a hoodie they… Read more Eye Patches and Memories

– performing at UCB Feb. 4 – The Old Spice guy played the sassy mother I always secretly wanted in… Read more Quick Life Updates (For Those of You Keeping Track)

Guys, the Old Spice Guy is in my improv class.

Here is a picture of one of the weirdest things in my neighborhood. I am going to try posting snapshots… Read more My Neighborhood

I got a text from a number not saved on my phone on New Years Eve that said: “You’re my… Read more Unknown Text