Real Estate head shots make me lol. Too real.
Marlene gets bonus points for having a motto that doesn’t actually mean anything.
“A field of opportunities, success through effort”
She also gets bonus points for having flowers grow out of her head.
Joseph has “Integrity and Commitment” and he’s the “agent of the month” which is somewhere between fast food employee of the month and James Bond on the sexy scale. Hint: much closer to the greasy end.
This is just awkward.
Wait, I don’t understand their motto.
“We Care about being #1 for YOU, not the world!”
They must be so embarrassed by how awful their motto is that they can’t even stand to look at each other. It’s hard for me to look at them, too.
I am going to finish with this one.
What? Did the camera break or something? Is the photo black and white because the ad is vaguely racist and the realtor doesn’t want you to know what race s/he is? Or for that matter, I can’t really tell the gender. I am uncomfortable.
p.s. I really want to hear more of your awkward stories. Leave a comment here with your best story and I will love you forever.